EMI and Apple have joined forces to announce the forthcoming launch of this custom USB stick containing The Beatles’ full digitally remastered catalogue – that’s some 14 albums, in case you were wondering.

If you feel the need to carry a miniature ninja sword around with you at all times then you probably have more to worry about than the cost of this Ninja Kunai USB flash drive, but at £80 for 2GB you may still have to think twice.